Sard Caid hails success of Christmas jumper sales in fundraising campaign

MOLDEN HEATH: Gunpoint Diplomacy this morning declared its latest military fundraising drive a success, claiming that it had raised over ISK 647,000,000 through a variety of festive initiatives, including the sale of specially-knitted Christmas jumpers. Last year the Molden Heath based militant group was able to put ISK 517,000,000 towards expanding its arsenal of long and short-range missile boats through door-to-door carol singing.

Sard Caid, who masterminded the fundraising while he was moonlighting with sister corporation Calamitous-Intent, was reported to be extremely happy with the addition of the funds to his corporate coffers.

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