Tuskers CEO never wanted to go to Stay Frosty. peace talks anyway

HEVRICE: Following on from CONCORD’s controversial decision to revoke The Tuskers’ last-minute invitation to the Stay Frosty. peace talks in Yulai, the pirate corporation’s leader has now revealed that he never actually wanted to go in the first place.

In an announcement made earlier today, Tusker dictator Suleiman Shouaa (spelling triple-checked on evewho.com) said that he “was going to have had to cancel the Yulai trip anyway” as he had “double-booked with some other super important domestic stuff and a couple of Tawa’s parties”.

In a tweet sent late last night and subsequently deleted, Sulei, as he is affectionately known by his nearest and dearest, suggested that he was planning a “really big summit” and was “looking forward to inviting all his good, good friends”.

Rixx Javix was unavailable for comment last night as he prepared for his State of the Frosty address.

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