New toons just “days away” from running out of Sun Tzu quotes to put in their bio

KISOGO: Caldari experts are warning that new toons are less than a week away from running out of Sun Tzu quotes to put in their bio. This startling revelation has sparked fears that pilots may soon turn to Paulo Coelho quotes instead.

Yungjan Tawasi, a State War Academy spokesman warned. “This could be catastrophic for the community. Without Sun Tzu quotes we could be left with a new batch of clichéd self-help one-liners such as You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit and Don’t give in to your fears. If you do, you won’t be able to talk to your heart.” A situation he said “nobody wanted to happen.”

Government officials were said to be monitoring the situation.

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