Joy for theorycrafters as notorious ship-fitting critic calls it quits

JITA: Coffee mugs were knocked over in jubilation last night with the news that notorious ship-fitting critic W0lf Crendraven was finally shutting down his EFT.

W0lf, dubbed ‘the fiercest poster on failheap’ and ‘that pretentious snake-implant-linked guy’, had long been a thorn in the side of theorycrafters across New Eden, regularly deviating from the script provided in press releases to provide his own critical analysis of fits in his reviews and forum submissions.

On several occasions he had even been known to use his own knowledge of the subject matter to provide an informed opinion, and at least twice failed to utilise any of the superlatives he had been provided when reviewing the site’s most highly recommended fits.

“’W0lfs long-overdue departure is a relief for us all,” said one EFT user as he copy-pasted a Prom Vexor fit over to his latest build. “Finally, we’ll be able to stick any old rubbish that doesn’t rely on snakes on the forums again, give it a pretentious ship name, fire out a press release full of bewildering killmail references and elite in-jokes that ultimately mean nothing and then wait for the glowing reviews to pour in.”

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