Last-minute Valentine’s shoppers cause stampede outside Jita showrooms

JITA: There were chaotic scenes outside showrooms in Jita yesterday evening as men flocked to pick up last-minute Valentine’s Day gifts for their clone wives and dearly beloveds. Eyewitnesses reported similar scenes coming out of Dodixie, Amarr, Hek and Rens showrooms across the cluster, with snaking queues forcing some customers to wait upwards of six hours to be served. “I’ve been here since midday, it’s madness,” said entrepreneur KitKat King near the Roden Shipyards showroom in Jita. “I just hope by the time I finally get to the front they haven’t run out of pink Enyos with leopard-print seat covers otherwise it won’t be worth waking up tomorrow.”

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